Only in the Ozarks

Oh kay nowe eye'm knew et righten sew pleeze

baer wit me. Eye'm ritten today four mi

Inglish 1 oh 1. Sum say its ezeey butt eye

doughn't thank it is. Eye had knot ritten

ann S A four over thertie years, end evon

then eye was knot veri well et it. Schoolin

was knot et the topp of mi paws list of thangs

that eye kneaded too dew. Hee all ways sed

choors make the man, end schoolin was four

sissie boys. Eye liked schoolin cause eye

thank mi Inglish teachor is purtty,butt eye


never diid tel paw that, hee wood ah took ah

switchin too me. Sew afta eye went too bed

is wen eye diid mi homewurk that way mi teachor

wood bee prowd of me, end smile et me. End

wit paw choors all ways was too bee done ferst.

Ma she diid knot care much four me dewin choors

she rather eye diid mi schoolin ferst she sed eye

kneaded a good edacation. Wen eye was knot dewin

choors and schoolin eye like too goe fishin from

the crick. Eye find it relaxin. Nowe that eye'm alot

older eye see that both mi ma end paw was right, eye

kneaded too dew mi choors sew eye wood no what

hard wurk was, end that a man was too wurk hard

in his life, end well ma was right too cause eye

kneaded scoolin too its hard to get buy inn life

witout ann edacation. Sew nowe eye tel mi youngins

that they knead too leern too wurk hard and leern

scoolin sew they can bee someone later inn life.

Eye'm glad mi ma end paw leerned me them there values.
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