Secret family recipe for "Lumpy Essay"

1 Good Ripe Subject
76 cups of Tyme
12 or 1500 Words
2 cases of good Beer
1 narrator/author
9 tbsp. of punctuation
2 pinches of salt
20 Ibuprofen
1 tube Icy Hot

Getting Started

1. Pre-heat your WORD Processor to 1200 to 1500

2. Drink all the Beer then

3. Slice Ripe Subject into interesting chunks

4. In a medium size MLA (3-4 page layout)

Mix together:

Subject, Tyme, author, words, salt, and

punctuation into a smooth rich flowing blend.

5. Then scoop up the mixture by the handful and

drop it onto the medium size MLA, molding the

clumps into a uniform layer.

(For best results setup the Essay so that Ms. A.

will enjoy it)

6. Take enough Ibuprofen to get rid of that headache you have.

7. Rub Icy Hot on your hands after washing them and sit back

and relax

Recipe makes One Lumpy Essay
Feeds one PurpleEnglishTeacher

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